I’ve got you on the back foot,
You better watch out,
I’m wise to your games.
You may not realize it but you are losing your clout.
I know when to lay low and bide my time
I’m quietly battling every day for what is rightfully mine.
It’s a little bit of give and take,
But I’m learning how to play the odds
And a tidy profit I will make.
You are in fighting form today,
Sore glands, legs, throat and fatigue, head my way
That’s okay I can take it on the chin
I’m resting up, I’m gonna throw you into a spin.
I’m on top of your hypoglycemic rants
Sneaky throwing emotional blackmail into the mix
I have added snack food to my bag of tricks.
I can tell when you’re about to shut me down
You pull down the shutters mid party, mid sentence, mid speak
I go quiet, listen to others, to you I turn the other cheek.
And when you ambush me with a sensitive nose
I pull out my eucalyptus rub, and a tiny dab keeps you on your toes.
You like to get my heart racing,
But I have that covered, with salt, meds, diet and pacing.
Your last recourse
Is fatigue of course
But I’m resting that away
The weights I am carrying are not here to stay.
Don’t get me wrong, we have a long way to go
But I won’t live forever with you in tow.
After plenty of rest
You will be kicked out of the nest
I will hunt you down
And run you out of town
And then you will see
What you’ve actually done to me.
I’m going to be strong, wise and proud,
Fun, silly, happy and loud
But be warned I won’t ever forget you
I will always be vigilant incase of another coup
One day we will find the cave you hide in
And you will be eliminated, just like Bin Ladin
As soon as you weaken
You will be beaten.